its been christmas for 15 minutes, so i thought i would say merry christmas before i go to bed. MERRY CHRISTMAS! you will have ta tell us what ya get... and what santa brings

was a good chrissy, BRING ON THE NEW YEARS

World News Report...

Today, Osama Binlarden has hired Ninjas to do his dirty work again! 'Son-Of-a-Bitch!'
They broke into the Sydney Museum Of Scientific Mystery Shit... again!... But! this time... they took a 'Time Machein' ... "Weird, hay"
what the Fuck would they want with one of thoes babys!?
Big Question of the month!...

Rennon finally got her potty licence, everyone should be VERY scared! She will be craping all over the place...

Italy celebrated Christmas by BURNING THE ROYAL CHRISTMAS TREE!! Evil People!! Very Bad!! How do they think the Christmas tree felt *Shakes Head*

and Finally some GREAT news! ... N'sync are bringing out a new Album this year, we shall be expecting another fantastic CD! Goodluck on the new album Boys and Goodluck to Lance Bass... Going to Space for the first time as a 'Cozmonaught'

Another bad one... Kate Floss has been convicted of Drug Offences in BANGCOCK! *Whats so funny...*

Well, thank you for takeing this time to read the world news report...
HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!... Bewear of Osama people in Sydney!

Love Emma xoxox

I think this so called 'news reporter' is a bit ':wacko:'

Ninjas Forever

Yeah! So do I! talk about WEIRDO!!!
Fu*king FREAK... SHOW!

NINJAS FOREVER

HEY!!! NO STEALING MY SIGN!!!
THATS MINE!! yours can be Ninjas Rock or soemthing!!

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*Cough, Cough* its 'OUR' thing! lol

Love ya Rennon

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MWUAHAHAHA! i have funny bitches roaming the forums....

Bitches!? who you calling bitches?

Show some Respect Mr. Kenneth...

Stay kool, Slip, Slop, Slap! Wanna stay Gorgeous dont ya Ken

ROFL! that had nothing to do with the subject lol... I just like too hear myself type... and Bash the Crap out of the KeyBoard

'Uhh dude!... You threw off my groove!' *Im Sorry but you've thrown off Emma's Groove....* "The Emperor's New Groove!"

Love Emma xoxox

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NO!!! dont loose your groove! keep typing! if you cant find it, make a new one...

"The Emma's New Groove"

Where is this emma with my world news! I need my news!!! I could be taken by sadams ninjas !!! Emma tell me, Where are they now?? HELP!!! Im going crazy!! I think I see one!!! HELP!! Oh wait...It's only mum "I'm coming for you my precious"... Give me My News!!

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LOL!!!!! you 2 are a cack.

Emma should be the ninja news reporter...

shhhh no-one is meant to know she's the news reporter...

Ninjas forever

yes, people would track here down...

And Now, For The Moment You have All Been Waiting For.... THE WORLD NEWS UPDATE!!

Todays News Headlines...

In the Early hours of lastnight (This morrning), Yes... The one and only BIG BANANA was stolen from its resting place... Ripped right out of the ground!
The Towns people wernt sure if it was the Aliens that have been leaving the Crop Circles saying 'ATTACK HERE!' for months on end Or some Stupid Drunk guys with a Bloody Big Crane! Dumbasses...
Later this-afternoon The Pigs (Cops) found a rather big...HUGE! footprint!... Everyone was shocked at the discovery and they only thought ONE thing could make a footprint THAT big......................... BIG FOOT!! 'Well, they dont call him BigFoot for no reason now do they!!'
But, Even LATER thisafternoon, Im talking about 3 hours ago... They found The Big Banana... The police moved in on it and secured it to the huge crane and tryed to lift it... About 10 minutes later................... KING KONG!!!! Came rushing through the scrub to crash the party, and..... Killed everyone on the Site!... Not even ONE of them lived 'Besides the camera guy... Hes Blonde'
Even to this very hour kingkong is protecting his catch for the month... Just no1 go near the OpenCut for Gods Sake! You WILL lose atleast ONE bodypart... Very Nasty

Another Young SheMale was Tourtuered in TownSquare today!....... IT WAS SO FUNNY!!! I was there watching, first-hand! hehe... I made sure I took Goggels Too much Blood!... The SheMale was Screaming like a Cow On Heat!! *You-Had-To-Be-There-Moment*

Also today... The BIG APPLE joined The BIG BALL OF WAX for a quiet lunch at his little hideaway in the blue mountains... Wonder what they got upto *Raised One EyeBrow* Naughty! ... Of Course the poperatzie were there to capture every detail you will find out another time listeners...

and thats the end of THE WORLD NEWS for tonight... I will be checking in VERY LATE tomorrow night with the updates for you .... Im Joining Rennon at the Movies for a Double Movie Pass ... So suck my Boobie and go Jump off a Cliff!! Coz shes MINE!!!!

HAPPY HOLIDAYING PEOPLE Goodnight, dont let the BOOGYMAN Get You!!!
HES REAL DUDES!! He lives in my BigTree.... Loser! why cant he relocate!!

Love Emma xoxox

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