1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

2. Nope, no more beer for me.

3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to [COLOR=blue]hear me sing

haha im new to this and have noooo idea what im doing!!!

if ya got messenger add me... beautifually_broken101@hotmail.com

xoxo heavens devil...

ok i f**ked up the heading! its ment to be "THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK" NOT D... MY BAD
XOXO
HEAVENS DEVIL

haha, its kool we all make mistakes lol.
Welcome to DirtDose

yes.... what she said welcome.

CHEERS!

Hey welcome to dirtdose! new people are always really appreciated.

Try Saying Annebriated (It means drunk)

i'll stick to the small words thanx

na u need to go big. BIG ALL THE WAY! lol

haha u and ur dirty mind

it's cos of my dirty mind that im loved so much

haha u just keep thinking that sunshine

hahaha i don't really think that. im not a love job. *looks around* or am i

lol u tool...

hell no