1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?

3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

4. Is there another word for synonym?

5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"

6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?

10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?

11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?

13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

cos it's so strong and sometimes strong metals cost lots of money. and it would cost sh*t loads to make a hole plane out of the stuff.

because its too heavy, and would require too much fuel to get it off the ground.... oh, and no crumple zones... vehicles are designed to crumple, which yes, takes the hit out of an impact and can SAVE LIVES... emma should know that.

Yeah, Physics stuff I know all about that lol

hahaha nerd

haha, loser! "cos it's so strong and sometimes strong metals cost lots of money..." lol!!

what the hell thats what i said lol

yeah, i was quoteing you... ur calling me a nerd for knowing about what ken was going on about.
and you went and said that... lol. nevermind, you dont get me

i was jokin about the nerd thing babe. sorry

I know sweety so was i ... your totally not a loser

thanx

Any ideas dudes?

You know I have never thought of any of those questions ever....HA!
They are funny thought HA!

a bread slicer?